/u/AmbitiousTie's posts
[WP] You're an immortal witch, a few thousands years ago you gave a magical teddy bear to a lonely kid, you enchanted it so it would grow up with him and protect him, that kid is odin and the teddy bear is already the size of the mount everest, and is an unstoppable force.
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[WP] You were born in a world where everyone is born with random stats, most people have only one high stat, some have two, and the most lucky ones have up to three. You were the first human to have maxed up agility, strength and intelligence, unfortunately you're also the first to have 0 luck
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[WP] You are a wizard and you just learned a spell to fool your enemies and make them see whatever you want them to see. You just didn't know that the spell was cursed and if you ever decided to show the demon lord to someone, the actual real demon lord would be summoned.
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[WP] You've been cursed to watch the life of every living being who has ever existed or will exist, now in the end, Death asked you, "What have you learned?"
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[WP] You're an expert in Black Magic, today you figured out that by saying the spell backwards the effect is instead positive.
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[WP] You bought a Toaster with an innovative AI that has the objective of doing the best and most delicious toasts, this is the story how the world was conquered because you wanted a very unique a peculiar type of toast.
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[WP] War is underrated, the concept is simple, if you have a problem with someone, just declare war, kill everyone and decide what history will tell. I have to say that when every country on the entire planet declares war on you instead, well, it's not as interesting...
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