/u/AmbitiousTie's posts
[WP] Everything is relative, even science, on this world, there's two types of people, the ones with magic and the ones without, for wizards, E=MC² stands for Energy = Magic * Speed of Light²
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[WP] Heaven and hell don't exist anymore, now when you die, a random algorithm has to decide the conditions of your next life. What nobody did know is that you could be also selected to be a God.
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[WP] Death is just a flaw in biology, apparently, with the help of a good vegan diet, humans can become virtually indestructible. Now, wars are fought with illegal massive weapons of destruction: meat, cheese and eggs.
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[WP] I am so sorry. I couldn't keep my promise. I grasped her hand as I was turning into dust and my final words were "Nothing is nothing, everything is something, remember that"
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[WP] You've been alive for the last 4,2 billion years, everything you wish is to die, but every living being is linked to you.
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[WP] One day one apple falls on your head, it had written in it "42", since that day you saw that number on every door, wall, rock, today the number appeared "43".
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[WP] "Hell is overrated, that's why Satan sold it and bought Earth, now he's having the time of his life playing golf and drinking martinis"
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[WP] You gained the power to transform water into wine, but you live on a planet which contains nothing but wine.
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Everyone is born with a super power, however the powers are limited to voice, my power is to narrate people's life and they're obligated to follow my narration. Today starts my plan to conquer the world, everything I have is a friend who can only talk smart things and 145$ in my pocket.
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