/u/AngooseTheC00t's posts
[WP] God got bored one day and decided to have some fun. He gave each planet something to make them unstoppable: the Martians got an all-powerful laser, the Venoxans got completely impenetrable spaceships, the Klektri got a massive army of robot soldiers... and the Earthlings? Well, they got Steve.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] For years you have hated yourself, spouting insults through the bathroom mirror. Years-worth of malice and hatred seeped into the mirror, until one day... it yelled back.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] America has fallen. Cities overrun, buildings destroyed, armies defeated, people enslaved... Who knew such little Ants could do so much damage?
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You are the One “True” God the people now worship after replacing the old pantheon. What they don’t know is that you’re incredibly inexperienced, and constantly asking the old gods for guidance.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] When a Company dissolves, Kingdom falls, or Country collapses, the flag or logo that represented them disappears. When the American people woke up on that fateful August morning to find their flag had vanished from the world with no prior warning... many were concerned.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You’re coming home from work when a stranger walks up to you. He’s wearing a large brown cloak and says “Here’s your alien back, sir!” He then hands you a strange blue creature wrapped in a cloth and runs off into an alleyway.
Mark as read: Add to a list