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[WP] Two idiots get in a headed argumentative feud over something stupid that doesn’t matter. The drive to prove their point focuses them, and they become much smarter and more educated as the argument continues, and they eventually become world leading experts.

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[WP] You are sleeping at 3:00 AM and you hear a loud noise. You look outside your window, and you see a man wearing a Canadian flag around his waist and a shower cap, standing on your car smashing it with a sledgehammer during a raining storm. Somehow, a logical explanation ensues.

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[WP] The angriest man who ever lived gets his house robbed. It does not end well for the robber. Or his family and friends At all.

14 upvotes

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[WP] A honey bee colony hive mind has achieved sentience… and it has an interesting proposition.

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[WP] A random wild fox gains one IQ point a day after eating a irradiated lab mouse.

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[WP]A probe from a top secret government program that studies alien planets sends data back to earth’s scientists for analysis. Results are horrifying.

7 upvotes

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[WP] So you died of lung cancer from smoking. The good news is you went to heaven. The bad news is since you ignored the warning signs on the box, you are going to idiot heaven.

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[EU] Nurgle, the plague lord, Grandfather of death and decay. But also confusingly enough a loving father when the mood strikes him. And in this case, you.

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[WP] A VERY stupid cartoon opossum in an children’s television show teaches the viewer “Facts”

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[WP] Verdict: A child gets sentenced to 100 years in prison for … egging your house. Or rather, what the egging led to as a consequence

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Two idiots get in a headed argumentative feud over something stupid that doesn’t matter. The drive to prove their point focuses them, and they become much smarter and more educated as the argument continues, and they eventually become world leading experts.	311
[WP] You are sleeping at 3:00 AM and you hear a loud noise. You look outside your window, and you see a man wearing a Canadian flag around his waist and a shower cap, standing on your car smashing it with a sledgehammer during a raining storm. Somehow, a logical explanation ensues.	80
[WP] The angriest man who ever lived gets his house robbed. It does not end well for the robber. Or his family and friends At all.	14
[WP] A honey bee colony hive mind has achieved sentience… and it has an interesting proposition.	12
[WP] A random wild fox gains one IQ point a day after eating a irradiated lab mouse.	11
[WP]A probe from a top secret government program that studies alien planets sends data back to earth’s scientists for analysis. Results are horrifying.	7
[WP] So you died of lung cancer from smoking. The good news is you went to heaven. The bad news is since you ignored the warning signs on the box, you are going to idiot heaven.	7
[EU] Nurgle, the plague lord, Grandfather of death and decay. But also confusingly enough a loving father when the mood strikes him. And in this case, you.	2
[WP] A VERY stupid cartoon opossum in an children’s television show teaches the viewer “Facts”	2
[WP] Verdict: A child gets sentenced to 100 years in prison for … egging your house. Or rather, what the egging led to as a consequence	2