WritingPrompts

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[WP] Some say that your power is future sight. Others insist that you have superhuman intellect. They're wrong. Your power is the ability "Quicksave."	10433
[WP] "One of the weird things about humans? The moment a war ends, the same human that was shooting at you not five seconds ago is probably the same human that's hauling you to the nearest medical tent."	8895
[WP] Humans are the proverbial "Sleeping Giant," and thus make remarkably good deterrents. A common tactic of the Galactic Federation is to simply call in a human warship, such as the USS "Fuck Around and, FindOut," and simply let it sit nearby. Peace Talks happen within the week.	5362
[WP] "Use a health potion, for god's sake! You have like, five hundred of the things!" "But they're expensive!" "IT'S THE FINAL BATTLE! USE ONE BEFORE I CRAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"	4548
[WP] "So, you humans got into space by riding an explosion in an expensive tin can? We've seen crazier.	2103
[SP] "Honestly, the only reason I'm firing you is so you can get unemployment benefits, because after this I'm heading straight to the HR office and handing in my two weeks."	477
[WP] "You said Humanity got where they were without being Uplifted? That's impossible! It would have taken them thousands of years!" "Oh yes, thousands and thousands. And that's why so many look up to them. Because they defy odds - No matter how many failures, they got back up and kept going."	475
[WP] "...But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith." - Leonard Church (Epsilon).	412
[WP] "Approximately ten million gold, 512 health potions, 399 mana potions, fifty pounds of assorted foodstuffs, a thousand assorted magical items, and ten pounds of miscellaneous items... and you're certain that being the Chosen One does not come with a hoarding disorder."	398
[WP] The human stood, eyes pleading for everyone to listen. "Members of the Galactic Senate, please, trust me when I say this: war has no winners."	391

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