/u/AntheaWald's posts
[WP] As an intergalactic criminal, you are marooned on an arid planet. But in truth, you don't mind the penalty as long as you have the inter-dimensional vending machine. Sometimes you get weird food, like cragmite caviar, but today, you get a can with a note saying this is your last meal and a gun.
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[WP] The past has finally captured a time traveler from the future. Unfortunately, that's you. Now you have to explain why no one arrived at Stephen Hawking's Time Travel Party.
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[WP] Ever since you moved into the neighborhood, weird things keep happening. You get a DNA sample and a dossier in your pizza box instead of a pizza. Your cereal box is filled with bullets. And your neighbors keep calling you Number Nine...
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[WP] You realize that your best friend is about to turn into a villain. With your clumsy actions trying to stop him, you accidentally bind your souls together. As you're dragged through hell, you never change your mission of keeping his soul safe.
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[WP] For years, you were stuck in a robot, unable to tell scientists the transmigration was successful. When they install speech, the only option is "pepperoni or cheese?" But you'll do anything to save the world, even deliver notes to assassins in pizzas. After years, you launch a secret society.
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[WP] You walk into the classroom to take your final magic exam. Each student has an envelope with their exam assignments on a typed card. In your envelope, there's a messy scrawl from your professor. "You're in danger! Get out!" The others stare open-mouthed as you carve a rune into your skin.
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[WP] The Sword of Everett drains the life of the holder. For eons, humanity has been asking who would such a sword be made for and observing it in a lab. One day, the sword comes to consciousness in the body of the last human, horrified that it has failed its mission to stop the invasion.
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[WP] You run into your ex in front of the Memory Shop where you just sold your painful memories of her.
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[WP] For a while you've been a failing pharmaceutical inventor. You've created a cream that creates warts and another that worsens cancer. Finally (Finally!) you hit it big by changing your target market. That cancer cream? It heals zombies.
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