/u/Anthro_DragonFerrite's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] People start to get a weird tick where they must ask if you are a dog person or a cat person. Subsequently, they can only talk to those they agree with.
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[WP] As a bouncer, you are alerted to a customer exhaling a plume of smoke. "No vaping" you direct. The customer coughs and struggles to say, "it's not a vape..."
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[WP] Baphomet grants your wish in exchange for a date with his daughter. No catch. It's just no one else was brave to accept a date with the goat-headed, quirky, plaid-skirt daughter of Baphomet
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[WP] You like to practice holding your breath for the fun of it. One day, as you're waiting in the office for your coffee to dispense, holding your breath, you notice the office crowd creep into giggles, then uncontrollable laughter, then...
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[WP] You have a very unique struggle. Your soul can randomly float out of your body, and you actively have to keep them in union for fear of death. Every time your soul leaves, everyone else registers it as a seizure or heart attack.
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[WP] You help the dashing truck driver load his escaped donkeys. You turn away when you hear a child's cry for help. It came from the drove of donkeys.
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[WP] As you and your friends are playing golf on a cloudy day, one friend gets struck by lightning and collapses. As you rush over to save your friend, another lighting strikes them and you are shocked to see them standing again...
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[WP] Two people are wanting to engage in some nice bedroom role play, and hence are deciding a safe word. Problem? They're both lawyers.
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[WP] Different coloured nail polish can be applied to give the wearer different magical abilities. Two or more colors can be used on your hands for combined results. But you spill two colors together, mix, and apply figuring the same thing happens anyway. You were wrong.
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