/u/AnvilPro's posts
[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.
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[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.
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[WP] Immortal monsters of legend have returned after lying dormant for thousands of years. However, the legends were made before guns were a thing, and the "immortal" thing was kind of overblown.
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[WP] You're secretly a monster. Not a vampire, or a werewolf, or an alien, or a zombie, or really any monster that's commonly known. It's always awkward explaining to your soon-to-be-victims what you are.
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Which was a bigger surprise: George Washington stepping down after two terms, or John Adams peacefully stepping down after losing reelection?
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[WP] The narrator was running late and just showed up to a story already in progress. He doesn't know who the heroes or villains are or even what genre this is.
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[WP] You gain the ability to speak to animals, but unfortunately not many animals have the brain capacity to hold a conversation. You eventually open up a zoo made up of the animals that can.
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[WP] You're the normal guy the evil emperor keeps around to point out obvious flaws in his plan. It's a pretty sweet gig, but there are some annoyances.
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[WP] Your heart stopped beating two hours ago. You still feel fine and have been doing your work like nothing's wrong. You're beginning to panic.
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