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[WP] Cool guys don't look at explosions. You, a cool guy, were curious about what would happen if you looked. It was the biggest mistake of your life.
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[WP] You have grown up in a big and infamous mafia family. However, no one in your family knows about your terrible secret: You live a double life as a kindergarten teacher.
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[WP] You are the mystical being with The Third Eye, who has come to bring enlightenment to the people. Just as you are about to speak, a man with a Fourth Eye shows up.
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[WP] At birth, every living being makes a promise with Death that he will take their life at some point. You are the first to cross your fingers while making the promise.
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[WP] You are a policeman breaking into a house. The first thing you see is a crying man wearing nothing but a top hat, throwing bananas and lemons at a mirror while yelling child-friendly swear words. This is the explanation he tells you.
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[WP] As you grow up, people find out you have so much talent that you could easily become the best at almost every sport. The only problem is that you hate all forms of exercise with a passion.
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[WP] You are being sued by a band for millions of dollars, for writing a song that's suspiciously similar to one of their top hits. They look at you dumbfounded when you thank them for telling you the name of that one song you were unable to find for several years.
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