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[WP] The title of "Death" is passed down every few centuries, generally to the previous Death's final victim. The final victim of the last Death was a mother who died during childbirth, and her motherly instincts haven't left her, despite her new role.

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[WP] Due to a scheduling conflict, Jesus can no longer attend the second coming. In his place, he sends Jesús.

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[WP] The human attribute generator placed 10 on all your stats, but 0 on your luck. The minimum should have been 1. God watches in anticipation as you unknowingly went to your final boss fight.

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[WP] The human attribute generator placed 10 on all your stats, but 0 on your luck. The minimum should have been 1. God watches in anticipation as you unknowingly went to your final boss fight.

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[WP] One morning, everybody forgets themselves. They remember their friends, they remember the fun they had, but all without themselves in those memories.

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[WP] You are a fly, and you just came across a fly trap.

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[WP] Satan goes to crack open a cold one with the boys.

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[WP] In all actuality, God has no problem with homosexuals. He's just trying to set Satan up with a cute date.

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Satan cracks open a cold one with the boys.

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You Were Given The Highest Rank In Hell, Archdevil. Why? For Doing Absolutely Nothing Consequential, When You Were Destined To Do The Amazing. Now Lucifer Is Free To Roam The Earth, And You Suddenly Want To Do Something About It.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The title of "Death" is passed down every few centuries, generally to the previous Death's final victim. The final victim of the last Death was a mother who died during childbirth, and her motherly instincts haven't left her, despite her new role.	524
[WP] Due to a scheduling conflict, Jesus can no longer attend the second coming. In his place, he sends Jesús.	40
[WP] The human attribute generator placed 10 on all your stats, but 0 on your luck. The minimum should have been 1. God watches in anticipation as you unknowingly went to your final boss fight.	9
[WP] The human attribute generator placed 10 on all your stats, but 0 on your luck. The minimum should have been 1. God watches in anticipation as you unknowingly went to your final boss fight.	2
[WP] One morning, everybody forgets themselves. They remember their friends, they remember the fun they had, but all without themselves in those memories.	2
[WP] You are a fly, and you just came across a fly trap.	2
[WP] Satan goes to crack open a cold one with the boys.	2
[WP] In all actuality, God has no problem with homosexuals. He's just trying to set Satan up with a cute date.	1
Satan cracks open a cold one with the boys.	1
You Were Given The Highest Rank In Hell, Archdevil. Why? For Doing Absolutely Nothing Consequential, When You Were Destined To Do The Amazing. Now Lucifer Is Free To Roam The Earth, And You Suddenly Want To Do Something About It.	1