/u/Armoreddude's posts
[WP] You're undying... not because of some power but because Death thinks you're cute and is too nervous to ask you out
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[WP] "Don't you hate it when you rub your eyes too hard and see the end of world accidentally" "what?" "Guess it's just me then"
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[WP] You have the power to rewind time for non-living things on a massive scale, but saving the world is only a side hustle. You have a higher calling in life. High school janitor!
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[WP] You are a soul slip. You are trying to explain this to the police and why it means you didn't actually kill the man lying very clearly dead at your feet.
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[WP] Magical ability is directly proportional to musical tallent. Pop stars are considered weapons of mass distraction, Acapella artists are assassins, and pianos require a permit. This morning you suddenly have perfect pitch and a knack for picking up instruments.
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