/u/AtheistBibleScholar's posts
[WP] A party of adventurers has hired you to "raise their spirits". You're wondering when to break the news that you're not a bard. You're a necromancer that plays the harp as a hobby.
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[WP] You wished to find a dragon to slay for its treasure. Now you're not sure how to feel seeing a thumb-sized dragon try to drag its single shiny copper coin with it as it runs away from you.
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[WP] After a lifetime of wondering, you make a post in ELI5: "Why do the giant creatures that move around in the fog never come out when it's clear?" All the commenters have no idea what you're talking about. Except one.
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[WP] Your video channel of historical cooking is going viral because people love your "historical detail". Secretly, you're immortal and really just making old dishes you liked. Except you slip up and make something with a detail not in the historical record.
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[WP] In the far future, one company runs the entire economy ruled by Jeff Bezos who has transferred his mind into the giant robot Amazon Prime. A lowly worker looking for a place to use their pissbottle stumbles into an ancient part of the warehouse only to find a book about forming a union.
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[WP] One of the greatest assassins these lands have ever seen has been given a target and special instructions. "Put salt in only his wine at a banquet as a warning we can do worse if we need to."
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[WP] The monster in a little girl's closet wasn't expecting an invitation to join the tea party with her dolls and stuffed animals.
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