/u/AttemptedComedy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I could feel my flesh boiling, the skin withering and blackening in the most painful, agonizing experience I could ever believe to exist.

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As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.

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I found a man who sold those tribal shrunken heads with stitched mouths.

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I have a special someone I've been admiring that comes into the restaurant I cook at.

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The ground shook under the sea around us, causing giant wakes that swung us up and down like ragdolls.

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I've buried many a body behind the scenes of this cemetery for the last 30 years, and not a single person even knows my name in this town.

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Nothing arouses me quite like watching the distraught face on a newborn as it's slowly dropped into a blender feet-first.

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They say the best things in life are free.

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Sir, the doctor unfortunately believes you will require amputation of both of your legs.

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I have had so many regrets in my life, I thought it was the only way out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I could feel my flesh boiling, the skin withering and blackening in the most painful, agonizing experience I could ever believe to exist.	9
As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.	9
I found a man who sold those tribal shrunken heads with stitched mouths.	9
I have a special someone I've been admiring that comes into the restaurant I cook at.	9
The ground shook under the sea around us, causing giant wakes that swung us up and down like ragdolls.	9
I've buried many a body behind the scenes of this cemetery for the last 30 years, and not a single person even knows my name in this town.	8
Nothing arouses me quite like watching the distraught face on a newborn as it's slowly dropped into a blender feet-first.	8
They say the best things in life are free.	7
Sir, the doctor unfortunately believes you will require amputation of both of your legs.	7
I have had so many regrets in my life, I thought it was the only way out.	7