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This "Megan's Law" website is really useful for knowing which sex offenders live around my home.

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I've been an upholsterer for years, and I have to say, the craftsmanship and detail in this work is AMAZING.

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"You son if a bitch, I'M GIVE ME MY SON BACK!!" he screamed into the phone, holding the box with the severed hand of a child.

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I hadn't gone to sleep for almost a week but I still didn't feel tired.

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Ever since that one night where someone tried to break into my house, I've begun to carry a gun with me as I walk around my own home.

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I've never attempted a rape before in my life.

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The last hope of humanity's survival resides within the capsules launched into space years ago.

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If you love something, set it free.

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I closed the door slowly and locked the door quietly to avoid being heard.

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I don't trust people.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This "Megan's Law" website is really useful for knowing which sex offenders live around my home.	6
I've been an upholsterer for years, and I have to say, the craftsmanship and detail in this work is AMAZING.	6
"You son if a bitch, I'M GIVE ME MY SON BACK!!" he screamed into the phone, holding the box with the severed hand of a child.	6
I hadn't gone to sleep for almost a week but I still didn't feel tired.	6
Ever since that one night where someone tried to break into my house, I've begun to carry a gun with me as I walk around my own home.	5
I've never attempted a rape before in my life.	4
The last hope of humanity's survival resides within the capsules launched into space years ago.	4
If you love something, set it free.	3
I closed the door slowly and locked the door quietly to avoid being heard.	3
I don't trust people.	3