/u/Avalon_88's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Humans aren't known as the most powerful military force in the galaxy, but your ingenuity for war is legend across the universe. That is why we abducted 1000 of you earthlings. Help us revolt against our tyrannical overlords, or perish with us."
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[WP] Today, magic is dead. As the child of a gravekeeper you've always lived in a graveyard, treating every grave as if it had a living person. The dead and natural spirits like this and take a shine to you. They haunt your enemies and reanimate to help you. You've unwittingly become a necromancer.
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[WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not.
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[WP] For his kindness, the dragon taught the squire the dragon song. A song that was sure to make whoever sang it irresistible to the ladies. In hindsight, the squire should have known that by ladies, the dragon meant lady dragons.
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[WP] A thousand years after humanity was accepted into the galactic federation at large, other aliens realized one terrifying fact about them, humans are adaptive creatures. Unlike other races, humans have no qualms about learning alien techniques or integrating new alien technologies to their own.
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[WP] When the human's elf girlfriend broke up with him due to the difference in the lifespans, the human went on to become a mercenary. Thousands of years later, the elf, now an old woman meets the human who hasn't aged at all, known as a scourge in mortal form, even death feared to take the human.
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[WP] You are a wizard that specializes in summoning magic. Unlike other summoners that forcefully bind otherworldly creatures to do their bidding, you are the eldritch equivalent of "I know a guy".
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[WP] As the most powerful superhero on the team, no one believed you when you said you could quit the drugs, alcohol, and tobacco whenever you wanted. When the only friend you have on the team died on a mission, you sobered up for the first time in years. Now people will learn why you stay drunk.
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[WP] "So you're saying we should save this world that hates us and where every living thing in it wants us dead?", question the goblin. The orc shrugged, "Yeah, I mean we live in it too.". The goblin sighed, "When do we start?".
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