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[WP] You’re now a lonely old man with a lawn. You want to say those special words. But none of the kids ever come near you. You sit on your porch chair waiting for the day it happens. That is, if it ever comes.

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[WP] A really important person has decided to give an AMA on Reddit: God himself.

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[WP] Tax evasion is illegal. Surprisingly, tax invasion isn’t.

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[WP] The worst thing a warlock or witch can do isn’t cursing you, but instead cursing you out. The power of a curse word depends on intensity, emotional state, and a host of other factors. But they’re all quite literal.

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[WP] You’re the IT guy for hell. All the servers in the underworld are down and you’re trying to contact the ISP, Comcast.

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[WP] You’ve got an orange, a tooth pick, hairclips, and $5. Fuck. You’re in a dungeon. Fuck. You’re going to be executed in the morning. Fuuuck. All because you ghosted a dragon princess a week ago. Fucking Fuckety Fuck.

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[WP] Two Magic Institute of Technology students designed a spell to figure out what monster you’ll turn into based of the junk food you eat. You’re their first guinea pig.

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[WP] “I’m sorry, I’ve been cheating on you”, she said. “With Cthulu”.

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[WP] That crazy catlady was right. I should have done a cartwheel after I brushed my teeth that day. And I regret I didn’t.

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[WP] The people of Texas have just voted to secede from the Earth. Let’s see how that goes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You’re now a lonely old man with a lawn. You want to say those special words. But none of the kids ever come near you. You sit on your porch chair waiting for the day it happens. That is, if it ever comes.	955
[WP] A really important person has decided to give an AMA on Reddit: God himself.	38
[WP] Tax evasion is illegal. Surprisingly, tax invasion isn’t.	38
[WP] The worst thing a warlock or witch can do isn’t cursing you, but instead cursing you out. The power of a curse word depends on intensity, emotional state, and a host of other factors. But they’re all quite literal.	20
[WP] You’re the IT guy for hell. All the servers in the underworld are down and you’re trying to contact the ISP, Comcast.	17
[WP] You’ve got an orange, a tooth pick, hairclips, and $5. Fuck. You’re in a dungeon. Fuck. You’re going to be executed in the morning. Fuuuck. All because you ghosted a dragon princess a week ago. Fucking Fuckety Fuck.	13
[WP] Two Magic Institute of Technology students designed a spell to figure out what monster you’ll turn into based of the junk food you eat. You’re their first guinea pig.	13
[WP] “I’m sorry, I’ve been cheating on you”, she said. “With Cthulu”.	12
[WP] That crazy catlady was right. I should have done a cartwheel after I brushed my teeth that day. And I regret I didn’t.	8
[WP] The people of Texas have just voted to secede from the Earth. Let’s see how that goes.	6