/u/Averant's posts
[WP] One day, we'll be gone. But the internet will survive, tended to by automated systems. And all the aliens will find will be endless cycles of script bots replying to each other.
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[WP] You decided to put an overnight camera in your bedroom. What you wanted was proof that you didn't snore. What you got was a silent and deadly duel fought over your unconscious body.
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[WP] Due to their gainful employment of the local ex-con population, crime actually goes down whenever a notorious supervillain escapes from jail. Many superheroes are still not sure what to do about this fact.
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[WP] Your new drug dealer was starting to freak you about a bit with all this talk about "getting woke" and "reality is an illusion". You decide to ignore it, because he's giving you a choice: Upper, or Downer? Psychedelic, or Opiate? Red pill, or Blue?
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[WP] You caught an insect in a box, but then it started rocking the box with far more force then an insect should ever be capable of.
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