/u/AxemanMcMahon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Since birth you have had telekinesis, one night you try and turn off the light and nothing happens, then a hidden voice goes “whoops boss that’s my bad, wasn’t paying attention” and the light switch flicks off
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[EU] Gordon Ramsay has decided to move on from cooking, the replacement for the infamously angry chef? Retired NYPD Captain Raymond Holt... and he will not tolerate anything short of perfection
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[EU] The Office from Michael’s perspective where everyone adores him and he kills it with every joke
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[WP] You have lived an average and boring life, upon death you arrive at the pearly gates and Saint Peter drops to his knees in fear begging for you to not hurt him, alarms begin sounding in the distance
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[EU] The clone wars are in full swing when a Jedi Padawan stumbles across a strange holocron in a long forgotten library, blowing off the dust an inscription is revealed reading “Star Wars The Complete Saga Box Set”
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[EU] Upon Qui Gon’s defeat of Maul he takes Anakin on as his new apprentice, years later a frustrated and jealous Obi Wan, sick of being in Anakin’a shadow, turns to Chancellor Palpatine for advice
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[WP] You’re a professional organizer and a video game boss just hired you for their lair, they don’t seem to understand why random health packs, crates of ammo and useless bales of hay and closets aren’t a good idea and just help the hero
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[WP] Your fortune cookie was oddly specific “go to the lake in the woods behind your house and fish with no bait”
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[WP] On your first day as a sewer worker your boss hands you a shotgun and says “what you thought drain covers were actually meant to keep things from falling in?” Your coworkers look grim as they apply their camo paint
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