/u/BAAAA-KING's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]Food is so important in all Human cultures, they perfected the art Centuries ago. Now human food is so valuable that unless it's outright burnt and/or just plain boiled water, ANY human's cooking is considered gourmet.
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[WP]Humans were taken over and absorbed by an Intergalactic Empire. Not only because Earth is full of rare resources, or because Humans are an Excellent Generalist species, But because to the Galaxy, current Human society is the largest case of abuse to a species and It's an Intervention.
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[WP]Aliens solve generational disputes by killing the younger generations and cloning them back more subservient. "Why do you think all first contacts have cloning tech standard?"
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[WP]The Human heartbeat is one of the most calming sounds in existence. Some speculate that it's because the human heartbeat is the physical manifestation of the hum of the universe.
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[WP]Humans, upon reaching FTL capability, found out that they were sapient Space cats. Size, attitude, loveable cuteness and all. Earth is now one of the most protected places in existence.
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[WP] Aliens kidnapped a high-ranking human personnel for Terran government secrets. They were thwarted by two factors. One, They have severe ADHD. Two, they didn't take their meds before the kidnapping.
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[WP]All manner of mythical and fantastical creatures have exposed themselves on Earth, making their intentions to Overthrow and enslave humans clear. Only to be met with an FTL capable Type 2 Civilization humanity.
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