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[EU] Michael Scott finds a Death Note. After realizing that the pages keep regenerating after he rips them out, he decides to sell the paper in order to save Dunder Mifflin. Unfortunately, death notes still work after being torn out, and corporate is getting complaints.
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[WP] You are Jeff, Jesus's 13th disciple. You were left out of the Bible because you kept asking Jesus really complicated ethical dilemmas.
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[WP] You live in one of those universes with superheroes. You're not one of them. You work for a group like D.A.R.E that tries to convince kids to stop exposing themselves to radioactivity in misguided attempts to gain superpowers.
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[WP] You're a young multibillionaire technological genius, who is also an expert at martial arts. You want to do normal, fun billionaire stuff, but everyone else who runs in your social circles is some type of masked vigilante or supervillain.
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[WP] You have the reverse Midas Touch: everytime you touch something gold, it becomes young princess that believes you are her father.
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[WP] You die and go to heaven. God looks at you sternly and angrily and says, "You were the second coming of Christ, you moron. How did you not realize that?!"
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[WP] A bunch of fictional detectives, cops, crime solvers, etc have become real and joined your police force. You let them have a loose leash for a little while, but after some incidents, you decide its time to have a training seminar on how to actually do their job.
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[WP] You are married to a video game character that magically came to life. At first, it was awesome. But now, you two are strugglimg in couples counseling. Part of the problem is that your spouse can only say a few generic phrases while performing actions.
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[WP] A supervillain has managed to censor the world. Nudity is covered in black bars, violence is pixellated and curse words get bleeped. Everyone's really angry and trying, unsuccessfully, to find the villain. You're at the UN trying to convince world leaders not to blow up the world in anger.
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