/u/BackAlleySurgeon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] You are the first person to have seen the earth from space that wasn't in on the conspiracy. Today you tell the press the truth: the Earth is neither round, nor flat, but shaped to look exactly like Homer Simpson.
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[WP] On the morning of the big presentation for your client, everything goes wrong. Its storming, traffic was bumper to bumper, and worst of all, the coffee had Bearilium in it and now everyone in your office is an anthropromorphic bear. But you're still determined to wow your client.
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[WP] Warren Buffet makes his annual Billion Dollar Perfect NCAA Bracket challenge. You, a mere 100 Millionaire, try to inconspicuously rig each game so that you win the prize
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[WP] As a child, you were a huge fan of all sports and wanted to be a pro athlete. Then, you somehow gained superpowers. Rather than use your abilities for heroism or villainy, you've used them to be a top athlete. This has basically ruined spectatorship.
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[WP] In 1985, a brilliant historian falls into a coma. You started being his caretaker about a year ago. He woke up today, and asked you to explain all the history he missed.
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[WP] A category 5 hurricane makes landfall. But instesd of rain that is made of water, the rain is made of spiders
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[WP] After watching too many superhero movies, Jeff Bezos becomes convinced that the world could become united if they had to fight supervillains. He vows to become that supervillain.
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[EU] One of the governments of the world tries to convince Goku/the Z fighters to help them in an intercountry dispute.
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[WP] After learning from Reagan about the value of capitalism and the free market system, God announces to the world that humans can now buy and sell each other's souls. Your reward after death is based on the total amount of goodness or badness in all the souls in your possession
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