/u/BackAlleySurgeon's posts
[WP] At age 14, your origin story happened, and you became a superhero. You've been doing superhero stuff for a while. But now, you're an ethical philosophy major in college and you're starting to question some of your decisions
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[WP] You are the first person to have seen the earth from space that wasn't in on the conspiracy. Today you tell the press the truth: the Earth is neither round, nor flat, but shaped to look exactly like Homer Simpson.
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[WP] Many years ago, your father told you about a lost treasure that is worth more than all the gold in fort knox. You dedicated your life to finding it. He has recently died, and in his will, he told you that the treasure was the friendships you made along the way. This is your eulogy.
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[WP] Your school assignment is to write an interesting story about yourself. However, you are a mortal, non-magical, non-superpowered being that isn't meeting a god or death or anything like that. You really need an "A" and your teacher is a mod on this sub.
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[WP] Warren Buffet makes his annual Billion Dollar Perfect NCAA Bracket challenge. You, a mere 100 Millionaire, try to inconspicuously rig each game so that you win the prize
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[WP] On the morning of the big presentation for your client, everything goes wrong. Its storming, traffic was bumper to bumper, and worst of all, the coffee had Bearilium in it and now everyone in your office is an anthropromorphic bear. But you're still determined to wow your client.
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[WP] In 1985, a brilliant historian falls into a coma. You started being his caretaker about a year ago. He woke up today, and asked you to explain all the history he missed.
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