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You have crafted the most perfect joke in the history of mankind. However, no one has heard it. Every time you tell the joke, the punchline is interrupted.

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You roll over and hit snooze, just like every other morning. Then you hear a pleasant voice say, "Payment accepted. Have a nice day."

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[WP] You roll over and hit snooze, just like every other morning. Then you hear a pleasant voice say, "Payment accepted. Have a nice day."

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[WP] I arrive at the BoardRoom Bar - San Fran's go-to spot for 49'ers games. I stroll in with a wide grin and my 12th Man Seahawks jersey.

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[WP] You have crafted the most perfect joke in the history of mankind. However, no one has heard it. Every time you tell the joke, the punchline is interrupted.

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[WP] John Cena is a time-traveler. He finds himself in Hell but God is claiming him because of how he changed history for the better. John is face-to-face with God, who happens to be a fully-aware AI.

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You have crafted the most perfect joke in the history of mankind. However, no one has heard it. Every time you tell the joke, the punchline is interrupted.	1
You roll over and hit snooze, just like every other morning. Then you hear a pleasant voice say, "Payment accepted. Have a nice day."	1
[WP] You roll over and hit snooze, just like every other morning. Then you hear a pleasant voice say, "Payment accepted. Have a nice day."	1
[WP] I arrive at the BoardRoom Bar - San Fran's go-to spot for 49'ers games. I stroll in with a wide grin and my 12th Man Seahawks jersey.	1
[WP] You have crafted the most perfect joke in the history of mankind. However, no one has heard it. Every time you tell the joke, the punchline is interrupted.	0
[WP] John Cena is a time-traveler. He finds himself in Hell but God is claiming him because of how he changed history for the better. John is face-to-face with God, who happens to be a fully-aware AI.	0