/u/BalisticPenguin's posts
[WP] There's a machine that shows you all the times in your life you narrowly avoided death. You use it and, to your horror, almost every time it shows is you hanging out with your best friend.
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[WP] Getting back your ancestry DNA test, you find that, among other heritages, you are 67% Atlantean
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[WP] The first thing you see when you get into heaven is a bunch of angels partying. Upon seeing you the music stops and they all stare at you, shocked. After a few seconds Saint Peter comes up to you and says "What are you doing here?! Humans aren't supposed to get into heaven!"
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[WP] After a worldwide census issued by the UN, the possibility we've been dreading becomes undeniable. About a fifth of the population of Earth has disappeared, and no one remembers them.
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[WP] It turns out that monks who took up a vow of silence were actually just "charging up" their voices this whole time.
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[WP] You are a superhero who woke up with a case of amnesia. You've figured out that you're a superhero, but you forget what your powers are. Being to embarrassed to ask directly, you decide to go to a nearby villain's lair and try to piece together what your powers are based on his reactions.
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[WP] The dinosaurs had a space program, and the dinosaurs that were living on mars survived the asteroid and are still alive to this day.
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