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[WP] A sociopath and an AI are sitting in a room. For being two individuals incapable of feeling human emotion or sentiment, they seem to be hitting it off rather well.

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[WP] You are the leader of the cult of cosmic horror. You've just finished performing the dark ritual needed to summon the Necronomicon, the book of the dead. To your surprise you see that you've performed the ritual incorrectly and instead summoned the Necrotelicomnicon, the phonebook of the dead.

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[WP] You are the leader of the Cult of Cosmic Horror. After you perform the last ritual you need to obtain the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, the book of the dead, you learn that you read the incantations wrong and instead conjured the Necrotelicomnicon, the phonebook of the dead.

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[WP] Reincarnation is real. You were such an excellent human being in life that you are not only born into wealth in your next incarnation, when you reach the age of 10 all of your memories from your previous life come back to you. It is your 10th birthday.

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[WP] A sociopath and an AI are sitting in a room. For being two individuals incapable of feeling human emotion or sentiment, they seem to be hitting it off rather well.	1139
[WP] You are the leader of the cult of cosmic horror. You've just finished performing the dark ritual needed to summon the Necronomicon, the book of the dead. To your surprise you see that you've performed the ritual incorrectly and instead summoned the Necrotelicomnicon, the phonebook of the dead.	549
[WP] You are the leader of the Cult of Cosmic Horror. After you perform the last ritual you need to obtain the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, the book of the dead, you learn that you read the incantations wrong and instead conjured the Necrotelicomnicon, the phonebook of the dead.	62
[WP] Reincarnation is real. You were such an excellent human being in life that you are not only born into wealth in your next incarnation, when you reach the age of 10 all of your memories from your previous life come back to you. It is your 10th birthday.	15