/u/Becauseisaidsotoo's posts
[WP] We live on, life at after life. Most people forget their previous life’s memories before learning to talk. You remember yours. On your first day of kindergarten you discover another person who remembers. It’s an ancient enemy you’ve battled for thousands of year's.
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[WP] The world is filled with invisible monsters that only joggers can see. One running club is finally ready to fight back.
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[WP] Eventually, the puppy got so big that the neighbors alerted the authorities and a swat team armed with tranquilizer darts hauled him away on a wide-load baring truck. That was a year ago. Today, the news is filled with arial footage of your dog, now over 300 feet tall, racing home to you.
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[WP] You are a reptilian officer of the lizard people’s government of the hollow earth. It’s your job to police the living caverns of the mammalian immigrants that have fled the surface world due to increasing temperatures and extreme weather. You’ve just been assigned a new partner. It’s a human.
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[WP] Outside your office window there is a beanstalk that keeps getting taller and tall. Your co-workers get annoyed when you mention it, so you’ve stopped talking about it. Now it’s so tall that it disappears into the clouds. You’ve decided today’s the day—on your lunch break you’re climbing it.
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[WP] Massive floating structures appear in the skies around the world, and waste and pollution disappears worldwide as well. Simultaneously, humanity receive the message, that in one month’s time, 25 percent of the population will be taken, and the earth’s governments can decide who it will be.
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[WP] You awake from a coma to a horribly altered reality. People are crueler. History is now filled atrocities. All the popular forms of entertainment are centered around competition, greed, and violence. But most the terrible thing of all is that people now eat the flesh of innocent animals.
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[WP] Before graduating from clown college, your class is herded into an auditorium. The lights go out, a spotlight illuminates the stage, and a scarred and wizened clown tumbles out. In a quivering voice he tells you the real purpose of the school, and of war you’ve been unknowingly training for.
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[WP] Mr. Tatter, an anthropomorphic potato, regrets selling out his fellow spuds by working as a mascot for a line of frozen French fries. He’s now dedicated his life and fortune to liberating his kind from the human overlords, but everything he does only makes potatoes more appealing to humankind.
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[WP] There are reports in the news about movies, TV shows, and historical footage being changed in disturbing ways. You know whose doing it, and how to stop them, but doing so will require that you reveal to the world the truth about the reality show titled “Life on Earth” that everyone‘s a part of.
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