/u/Becauseisaidsotoo's posts
[WP] You’ve been notified by your personality archival service that an accident on their servers caused multiple back-ups, from different points in your life, to all become activated at once. Now you either need to take legal responsibility for all of them or they’ll be destroyed.
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[WP] In the future, librarians get funding by using biological printers to recreate historical and fictional characters to complete in gladiatorial battles. The latest champion was chosen on accident, but is proving to be surprisingly successful.
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[WP] Without training, ingredients, or cooking utensils, your partner is able to whip up amazing and impossible meals. They don’t know how they do it, and you don’t want to jinx it, but you need to figure out what’s going on.
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[WP] The League of Evil seized control of the government but didn't know running it would be so complicated. You're Jillusion, former villainess, now press secretary for an administration of super-villains. You were asked on-air about the rumor that Night-Mauler is alive and leading the resistance.
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[WP] You discover a perfect energy source that’s completely renewable and has no negative effects on the environment. You’re about to share your research but you get an unusual visitor who tells you why your discovery can’t be shared. After listening to them, you agree.
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[WP] You’re an artist who adds elements to thrift shop paintings - things like cartoons, monsters, UFOs, etc. The latest canvas you’ve been painting is odd. It’s a painting of a castle on a hill and when you add elements they’re gone the next day and the painting’s changed. You begin experimenting.
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[WP] Jack and the Beanstalk isn’t a fable - it’s a warning. There are magic beans that alter the fabric of reality. The appear in odd places, want to be used, and they give the user their heart’s desire - good or bad. One was used making the coffee your drinking and you’re starting to feel strange.
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[WP] While performing an autopsy, a pathologist swats a pesky fly. On a whim he slides it's crushed body under his microscope and is shocked to discover that the fly is an incredibly high tech recording device with a manufacture date inscribed on it's crushed thorax that's 25 years in the future.
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