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[WP]"It was wrong of me to defeat and banish you from our world, my evil nemesis. Please come back so we can resume our glorious battles of yore," the striking woman says. Rolling your eyes from behind the counter, you sigh: "Corporate doesn't pay me enough for this."

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[WP]Debris from your ship peppered the rocks. One of the three mermaids gorging on your shipmates noticed you were awaken and smiled: "You're pretty. We'll eat you last."

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[WP]Mommy left you her shotgun when she went to the drugstore. It's been two hours now. The streets are empty. She told you, no she ordered you to stay put, but you saw how she limped from that bad man's bite on her leg; shouldn't you go after her?

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[WP] Why were you here? Did you honestly think you could save your sister all by yourself? Clutching the oak stake underneath your cloak, you rang the door bell and the door flung open. "You must be the new servant," the Vampire said.

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[WP]God, you hated Ethan! Stupid trust fund baby, always staring at your trailer from his mansion window. He was found horrifically mangled just an hour ago. As you stare at the news, your phone chirps: "My money is now yours. Use up all 5 billions before sunset, or you'll end up like me. Ethan."

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[WP]Your beard is gone. So is your receding hairline and beer belly. A cute Magical girl in a whimsical dress stares back at you from the mirror. You glare at the stupid cat admiring you in your brand new pink flying rollerblades and she says: "Thank you for saving me, my new champion!"

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[WP]"It was wrong of me to defeat and banish you from our world, my evil nemesis. Please come back so we can resume our glorious battles of yore," the striking woman says. Rolling your eyes from behind the counter, you sigh: "Corporate doesn't pay me enough for this."	392
[WP]Debris from your ship peppered the rocks. One of the three mermaids gorging on your shipmates noticed you were awaken and smiled: "You're pretty. We'll eat you last."	144
[WP]Mommy left you her shotgun when she went to the drugstore. It's been two hours now. The streets are empty. She told you, no she ordered you to stay put, but you saw how she limped from that bad man's bite on her leg; shouldn't you go after her?	39
[WP] Why were you here? Did you honestly think you could save your sister all by yourself? Clutching the oak stake underneath your cloak, you rang the door bell and the door flung open. "You must be the new servant," the Vampire said.	14
[WP]God, you hated Ethan! Stupid trust fund baby, always staring at your trailer from his mansion window. He was found horrifically mangled just an hour ago. As you stare at the news, your phone chirps: "My money is now yours. Use up all 5 billions before sunset, or you'll end up like me. Ethan."	5
[WP]Your beard is gone. So is your receding hairline and beer belly. A cute Magical girl in a whimsical dress stares back at you from the mirror. You glare at the stupid cat admiring you in your brand new pink flying rollerblades and she says: "Thank you for saving me, my new champion!"	3