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[WP] People love your “random objects are actually cake” videos. Little do they know, you actually possess an enchanted knife that turns anything it cuts into cake, and you’re willing to use it to keep your secret.
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[WP] You’re a Superhero whose superpower is Deescalation. You fight villains by talking through their issues and helping them to make better choices.
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[WP] “I’m just gonna take a quick nap.” You say before falling asleep. You wake up to discover you are the centerpiece of a shrine dedicated to you napping, surrounded by worshippers, after having slept for 10,000 years!
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[WP] You remember fondly of playing DnD in your youth. Close to 60 years later, you and your fellow nursing home residents plan to play again. You roll your wheelchairs up to the table and prepare for an epic adventure.
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[WP] You and your partner in crime used to be known as the “Wet Bandits” and then the “Sticky Bandits.” Since those days, you’ve enjoyed quiet retirement. That is until Kevin McAllister showed up on your doorstep all grown up, desperate, and offering to work together for one big score.
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[WP] A ballot was sent out to every human on earth. “Vote for 10 human rights to be provided globally at no cost to every man woman and child.” The entire planet is glued to their screens as the results begin to be announced.
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[WP] You’re an archeologist. On one of your digs you find a note book identical to yours, contents with matching handwriting and all. Except this notebook is extremely ancient and has an entry in it that yours doesn’t.
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