/u/BirdbrainShane's posts
[WP] Instead of having a guardian angel, you have a guardian demon. He gives you more… violent advice, but at least he’s trying, right?
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[WP] You’re dating a detective who’s fascinated with the string of murders you’ve committed, even though you don’t… do that anymore.
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[WP] A ghost has been haunting your apartment, but instead of scaring you, it doodles caricatures of you and leaves notes like “Remove ur clothes out of the dryer pls”
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[WP] You’re a serial killer, so there’s that. Your flight is delayed so you stay at a hotel for a couple days. When you awake the next morning, there’s a body just a few doors down from yours. Problem is, you’re very sure you didn’t murder… that one.
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[WP] There’s a true crime radio show that discusses unsolved murders. An obsessed fan goes on a killing spree. They keep leaving hints and references to the show, hoping to catch the hosts’ attention.
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[WP] You’re a demon in disguise that has taken human form to see what Earth is like. Your partner is secretly an angel. Unfortunately, both of you think that the other is human.
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[WP] You’re Satan. It’s Christmastime and you’ve received a letter in the mail. Turns out a child has mistakenly sent a letter to Satan instead of Santa, saying how much he loves him and what he wants. You’re touched by this.
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[WP] You’re a villain and your roommate is a superhero. You both stitch each other up after battles and make sure the other one is alright. Thing is, neither one of you know the other one is their nemesis so they make excuses why you have wounds/bruises.
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[WP] My shoulder angel and devil are too busy flirting to give me any advice. My life is in shambles. Oh god, why me?
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