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I thought my mom was headed to the store before I left so as I was playing at my friends house, I texted her a list of snacks I wanted.
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[WP] You've just completed your 5th princess rescue mission this month and your starting to get sick of how little these kings are paying you. The immortal dragon is also getting sick of the same routine over and over. Maybe the two of you can come up with a little side hustle to satisfy you both.
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[WP] You're mom and dad are having a blast watching over you from heaven...But your ancestors are getting sick of your routine and have started a betting pool to pass time.
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[WP] In a world where people can dismantle matter with their minds, or fuse molecules in the air to generate massive amounts of energy, you have the somewhat tame ability to move anything you can perceive within a 10km radius of you up to 5ft to the left or right of it's current position. Good Luck.
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I held my girlfriend by the waist and laid a deep kiss upon her lips before placing her back in the display case.
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[WP] The devil considers your ways of depravity could yet prove useful, so after you die he decides to reincarnate you in a relatively peaceful world to spread chaos and disorder in his name.
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[WP] Ever since you can remember, there's been a voice in your head guiding you. It changes slightly from time to time, but you've never thought about it too hard. One night however, you woke up and heard another voice telling the first voice that he's fired...
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