/u/BlastUpYourAss's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It's true that we're all living in a simulation, but we're in the worst kind of simulation, a gatcha game, and no, you're not a 5-star.
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[WP] The holy sword, the tome of wisdom, and the cloak of clarity, just three of the powerful relics that appear regularly before you, and all of which were picked up by your friends. It's like the gods are making fun of you. All you can do now is sit back and watch others save the day. unless...
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[WP] A man who has given up all hopes of ever having children is saved by his granddaughter from the future who has never met her parents.
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[WP] The byproduct of a mad king's desire for eternal youth has given birth to creatures that devour life itself and a mysterious mist that conceals their presence.
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[WP] Every night when you go to sleep, your spirit leaves your body and ventures to an alternate world to have crazy adventures, yet always returns by the time you awake. That was the case until one night when your spirit refused to go back.
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[WP] This is it, your time has finally come. As the zombies lurch forward to bite, you can't help but notice them laughing as you scream. All of the sudden every zombie in the room breaks out laughing and pointing at you. The zombie in front of you then yells "It's just a prank bro".
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[WP] It is discovered that the concept of death ceases to exist for exactly 1 day a year, however this day changes every year and nobody knows how to pinpoint it...
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[WP] You're mom and dad are having a blast watching over you from heaven...But your ancestors are getting sick of your routine and have started a betting pool to pass time.
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[WP] Every day, one random door in your house connects instead to a random door in someone else's house. Sometimes you manage to slip away without anyone noticing and other times you aren't so lucky...
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