/u/BlastUpYourAss's posts
[WP] He's a shapeshifting alien assimilating into human life. She's a parasitic organism hijacking multiple human hosts. Together with a new baby on the way, What could possibly go wrong?
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[WP] Every single sapient species in the universe has collectively decided to downvote humanity and no one on earth knows what that means.
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[WP] "Something strange is happening" you say, "Yep, something is definitely weird here" says your friend, "I just can't put my paw on it though" says your dog. Well, something weird IS happening, and for once it's not the talking dog.
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[WP] "In this era of peace, there's no place for aging soldiers like us anymore. unless there just happens to be, by complete chance, say an attack on the castle, maybe the princess is kidnaped, maybe not, we'll improvise. What I'm saying boys is that it's time for one last Hoorah".
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[WP] You're a sailor working alongside a crew of 4000 people. It was just an average day at sea when the captain suddenly announces that all of the food has been contaminated, support won't arrive for at least three weeks, and that the ship is about a month out from port.
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The man looked at me through the glass window expectantly, like I could save him from his idle torture.
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[WP] Every night when you go to sleep, your spirit leaves your body and ventures to an alternate world to have crazy adventures, yet always returns by the time you awake. That was the case until one night when your spirit refused to go back.
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