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[WP] The Wish Takers: The newest name of an ancient group that specializes in location and neutralizing wish granting artifacts and their users.
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You hear the crackling static of your T.V. screen turning on by itself and begin to play an oddly silent weather warning "for the safety of all local citizens this weather warning will be played silently..."
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Gravely wounded and moments from death you await death but in a flash you appear on an alien operating table with an eldritch beast speaking into a microphone "Today on Nth'unu's low level sentient rescue..."
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[WP] Upon your deathbed you find out that it just so happens that your entire life has been a set up for a really bad pun.
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When you die you stop feeling physical pain, pleasure, and whatever else but you continue to see and think in the same way you did in life even long after your eyes rot away.
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