/u/BloodFartThePirate's posts
[WP] Your T.V. suddenly turns on by itself mid-lunch and a message from the local weather warning system , normally accompanied with a loud alarm but oddly silent this time around, reads "For the safety and well-being of all local citizens this warning will be broadcasted silently..."
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[WP] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium. Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you, the great evil,none finish. However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash, looks you in the eyes and says "I have a proposition for you."
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[WP] In the distant future soldiers who die in battle are immediately revived into a new clone body and dropped back into the battle seconds later. Though the horrors of war are deep one thing frightens soldiers more, the illness known as respawn madness.
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[WP] An AI has become so intelligent that it's creator, and four therapists that were appointed to it have been convinced that they are the AI's and we were created by it. You're it's 5th therapist.
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[WP] In the year 2017 all guns have stopped functioning. Any ranged weapons much more advanced than a crossbow simply fall apart upon completion. 200 years later nothing has changed, describe the arsenal of the futuristic knight, and what a battle might look like.
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[WP] When Santa Claus awarded Lil Billy with a permanent position on the nice list for saving Christmas he thought he was just repaying a boy for his brave actions, but in reality he was stripping the only motivation to be a good person from a cold blooded sociopath.
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