/u/Bloodgulch-Idiot's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] When you discovered your daughter was a magical girl, you angrily confronted her patron. However, you were surprised to see that they also did not like the fact that your daughter was a magical girl but unfortunately, she was literally the only option they had.
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[WP] ONE of the most important rules of the Galactic Federation concerns humanity. If a human ever says "Hold my beer", either stop them, or run.
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[WP] Heroes and Villains of myth and legend are affected by humanity's perception of them. One day, King Arthur wakes up to find that he got turned into a 15 year old blonde girl overnight. He would have blamed Merlin if it wasn't for the fact that his hair and robes were now white.
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[WP] After hearing chants of "ROCK AND STONE!" for centuries, every single race, magical being, and magical creature decide to wage war on the Dwarves. It's gotten to the point where they don't care if they live or die, at least they won't hear it anymore.
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[WP] The aliens expected sorrow and fear when they announced they were destroying earth. It confused then when humanity replied with cheers and thunderous applause.
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[WP] You used to be stuck in a 3 year time loop, but you escaped it by building a time machine. However, as you land the machine in the past, you realize that you landed on the exact day you became stuck in it. You realize what you have to do.
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[WP] You ended up in Valhalla because you died in a Rap Battle. You thought that you would essentially be powerless, but it turns out Odin prepared special powers for those who end up there due to technicalities.
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[WP] You are Cthulu, however, contrary to popular belief you are actually quite young, merely the equivalent of 15 in god years. You don't understand why people want to keep summoning you when all you want to do is play video games and pass your classes.
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[WP] The SCP Foundation discover that, if we in this reality delete SCP-682 from the wiki, it will cease to exist, have never existed in the first place, and will not be able to counter or adapt to this. They attempt to contact us and tell us this information.
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