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My Fourth of July was off to a terrible start, as I pulled my daughter away from the bundle of fireworks.

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"It works," I yelled out as my time machine took me back 6 months, "I'm a genius!"

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As English is my second language, I tend to take some phrases too literal, or mistranslate certain words, or use the wrong definition altogether.

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[WP] Each year, aliens come to Earth and choose one smart, and one dumb, being to swap their brains just for laughs. You've been chosen, along with a cockroach. Post-swap, the roach, now in your body, goes on to cure cancer. Write about what you, as a roach, deal with being chosen as the dumb one.

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"Stop! Hammer-time!" He crooned.

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[WP] God has decided to restart, with a great flood. You barely survived, clinging to a piece of driftwood, when you're rounded up with the remaining survivors to face your new rulers, God's meek who have inherited the earth; Lobsters.

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Covid-19 has mutated to carry a strain of flesh-eating bacteria.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My Fourth of July was off to a terrible start, as I pulled my daughter away from the bundle of fireworks.	2999	TwoSentenceHorror
"It works," I yelled out as my time machine took me back 6 months, "I'm a genius!"	23	TwoSentenceHorror
As English is my second language, I tend to take some phrases too literal, or mistranslate certain words, or use the wrong definition altogether.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Each year, aliens come to Earth and choose one smart, and one dumb, being to swap their brains just for laughs. You've been chosen, along with a cockroach. Post-swap, the roach, now in your body, goes on to cure cancer. Write about what you, as a roach, deal with being chosen as the dumb one.	10	WritingPrompts
"Stop! Hammer-time!" He crooned.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] God has decided to restart, with a great flood. You barely survived, clinging to a piece of driftwood, when you're rounded up with the remaining survivors to face your new rulers, God's meek who have inherited the earth; Lobsters.	8	WritingPrompts
Covid-19 has mutated to carry a strain of flesh-eating bacteria.	1	TwoSentenceHorror