/u/Bluemoonroleplay's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Dressed like a bride and bedecked in all her gold she looked so happy cradling her husband's head in her lap
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As a staunch traditionalist my uncle always made his wife and daughters eat less so they can be skinny and have a pretty feminine hourglass figure
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[MAY23] When a man gets as old as me, all he wants to do is lie down next to a cozy bonfire, hang up his hat and recount the stories of his youth to younger generations
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My wife has two large fangs in her mouth due to a birth defect and I married her specifically because that turned me on
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[MAR23] Every day I regret testing the virus on snakes before letting the test-tube fall into the river
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Two kids, a loving husband with deep pockets, a large house, a lovely pink car, maids to do her bidding, she really had it all
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