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When I jumped off the Burj Khalifa I knew all my life's problems were at an end yet I would have some fun in those last 2 seconds of this pathetic life

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They say the scariest thing in a woman's life is childbirth

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In my 30 years of being a hitman, I have realized that a man with a gun knows no fear

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Ever since I lost my baby, I used to hear babies crying when I slept at night

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I used my ability to slow down time the moment I saw the grenade beginning to explode

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Before we left for Maxdf654, it was decided to arrest and permanently quarantine all the weaponized freaks of destructive biology and rogue AI into a giant prison inside the earth's crust

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My wife pulled out her eyes at our wedding

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As dictator of Meterswa, Alberto Pigema tortured and conducted a variety of cruel sleep experiments on prisoners in his infamous dungeons driving them insane

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"I know you guys are superclose but she booked a taxi lol" I told her boyfriend

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"I know you guys are super close but she was drunk so we booked a taxi and she went home lol" I told her boyfriend

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I jumped off the Burj Khalifa I knew all my life's problems were at an end yet I would have some fun in those last 2 seconds of this pathetic life	1
They say the scariest thing in a woman's life is childbirth	1
In my 30 years of being a hitman, I have realized that a man with a gun knows no fear	1
Ever since I lost my baby, I used to hear babies crying when I slept at night	1
I used my ability to slow down time the moment I saw the grenade beginning to explode	1
Before we left for Maxdf654, it was decided to arrest and permanently quarantine all the weaponized freaks of destructive biology and rogue AI into a giant prison inside the earth's crust	1
My wife pulled out her eyes at our wedding	1
As dictator of Meterswa, Alberto Pigema tortured and conducted a variety of cruel sleep experiments on prisoners in his infamous dungeons driving them insane	1
"I know you guys are superclose but she booked a taxi lol" I told her boyfriend	1
"I know you guys are super close but she was drunk so we booked a taxi and she went home lol" I told her boyfriend	1