/u/BlurryPacman's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're the first villain to ever set up social media accounts. All the other villains laughed at you in the beginning, but now your witty posts and natural charisma get you a bigger following than any hero ever could pull off.
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[WP] You finally get your time machine working, and you get teleported to the year 2421. When you get there, you're disappointed, because everything looks the same, and you think you just teleported somewhere else. In reality, you're in a 21st century-themed party, but you have no idea.
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[WP] As part of their therapy sessions, God and Satan are asked to engage in an activity together. They reluctantly agree to go bowling every Saturday, but it ends up being more fun than expected, and they're getting way too distracted.
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[WP] You're the main character in a sitcom, replayed by its #1 fan. You and your fictional enemy decide it would be a good idea to break the 4th wall, address the fan, and see a reaction. But instead of surprise, he simply shouts at the TV: "Oh, that's cool, but can you guys break the 5th wall?!"
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[WP] You're at home playing PS2 alone, when you suddenly see the red screen of death. You reboot the console and it shows again. You try it with different disks and it still keeps showing. You then notice the message is different than the usual one, as it says "Please wake up from the simulation".
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[WP] "Hahaha, you think I care? Go ahead and conquer this universe. It's a hellhole, either way. I'll buy my own universe, and it's gonna be way better than this pile of junk. And you're not gonna be invited to the inauguration party."
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[WP] Everyone sees the Power Rangers as heros, but the truth is, they've destroyed lots of homes and livelihoods with their megazord fights, and nobody knows or says anything about this. You have proof, and you're thinking whether or not you should release it onto the public, as they can kill you.
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