/u/Bobby-Bobson's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] “O great demon, I have summoned you here today to–“ “No you didn’t. The young girl bleeding out on the pentagram did.”
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[WP] You have a retro-causality gun. If you shoot anyone with it, the timeline will be rewritten such that you were entirely justified.
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[WP] You are a reverse vampire: garlic and sunlight are healing, a stake through the heart makes you immortal, and, most importantly, everyone is hunting you down for your blood.
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[WP] Genies can only corrupt selfish wishes; a wish made by a pure motive must be carried out exactly as the wisher intended. You see a downtrodden genie, unable to corrupt anyone’s wishes recently, and try to cheer him up.
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[WP] You've successfully summoned a genie, who, unlike his mischievous brethren, keeps asking clarifying questions to make sure he's understood your wish correctly and employs it exactly as you intend. It's getting really frustrating.
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[WP] After you possess your target’s body, you realize how horribly they’ve been taking care of themselves. Wearing their skin, you decide to help restore their health, beauty, and sanity.
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[WP] Many accuse you of gambling or outright theft. Pronounced like a Greek philosopher, your name is Lootcrates, god of greed and patron of micro-transactions.
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[WP] The Illuminati exists, but they’re horribly inept. Chemtrails are actually mind-control chemicals, but they’re too high and dispersed. The CIA attempted to kill Kennedy, but Oswald beat them to it. The simulation was supposed to end in 2012, but the fail-safe broke.
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[WP] You’re a necromancer. Rather than healing people who are already dead, your focus are those who are still alive but feel dead inside.
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