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[WP] A alien empire is currently trying to figure out how a primitive ship managed to destroy their finest battleship. In turn, the human space pirates are trying to figure out why this random ship had such a piss poor hull and why it was trying to attack them with such horrible lazer weaponry.

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[WP] when the aliens first came here they weren't expecting any fight from the primitives. they sure as hell weren't expecting the worst of it to be from these 'hillbillies' and 'rednecks'.

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[WP] a immortal, a vampire, and a time traveler are all arguing over a event they all witnessed or were in.

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[WP] "It's pretty bad when a civilization that only recently invented space travel beats a more advanced race. But alteast WE didn't lose to one that only recently figured out GUNPOWDER"

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when the aliens first came here they weren't expecting any fight from the primitives. they sure as hell weren't expecting the worst of it to be from these 'hillbillies' and 'rednecks'.

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[WP] Being a alien chef that must prepare a human for food tends to be hard. It gets a lot worse when the first person you got out of storage was Gordon Ramsey. It got even worse when a human cannibal was brought in and joined Gordon on how badly your cooking them.

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[WP] A alien empire is currently trying to figure out how a primitive ship managed to destroy their finest battleship. In turn, the human space pirates are trying to figure out why this random ship had such a piss poor hull and why it was trying to attack them with such horrible lazer weaponry.	429
[WP] when the aliens first came here they weren't expecting any fight from the primitives. they sure as hell weren't expecting the worst of it to be from these 'hillbillies' and 'rednecks'.	9
[WP] a immortal, a vampire, and a time traveler are all arguing over a event they all witnessed or were in.	6
[WP] "It's pretty bad when a civilization that only recently invented space travel beats a more advanced race. But alteast WE didn't lose to one that only recently figured out GUNPOWDER"	6
when the aliens first came here they weren't expecting any fight from the primitives. they sure as hell weren't expecting the worst of it to be from these 'hillbillies' and 'rednecks'.	1
[WP] Being a alien chef that must prepare a human for food tends to be hard. It gets a lot worse when the first person you got out of storage was Gordon Ramsey. It got even worse when a human cannibal was brought in and joined Gordon on how badly your cooking them.	1