/u/Bobsbestgame's posts
[WP] All your life, your mom told you to "wipe that look off your face" and that sometimes you give "looks that can kill." You've always blown it off as exaggeration, but today at the mall, you and a stranger looked at each other, and they fell over dead.
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[WP] You're shopping at your local retailer for some new clothes when all of the world's mannequins suddenly come to life. They don't want to fight a war with us or rule over us, they only want one thing; fair wages for their lifetimes' worth of work.
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[WP] You are sent back to the year 10,000BCE and you've decided to simply be an annoyance to as many influential people of history as possible. The way you achieve this? By kicking them all in the balls. In the current year, you're now known to historians as the "Infinite Ball Buster"
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