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Every morning, my teddy bear is a little more worn, from fighting the monsters under my bed.

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The aliens were immortal, and had no concept of death.

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[WP] It’s your first day as a mafia hitman, and you haven’t figured out that expressions such as “take care of them” are not to be interpreted literally.

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“And for my last trick,” said the magician, “I shall saw my assistant in half!”

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[SEP22] I didn't understand why the computer was still saying "10" after I'd waited so many wretched months.

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[WP] The fact that you have a high school diploma makes you the closest thing to a doctor in you post-apocalyptic colony of survivors.

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[WP] Through wild happenstance, a stupid social media post of yours has precipitated a permanent era of world peace. You must now give your speech to the Nobel committee.

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[WP] Due to budget cuts, the letter W has been completely erased from the English language. This is quite a conundrum, because you are William W. Walsh, a safety warden at the waterworks, which were washed away by wild waves.

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[AUG22] Despite the heat, my son insisted on thirteen candles for his thirteenth birthday.

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[WP] You are Dracula. And you are competing in the Olympics.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every morning, my teddy bear is a little more worn, from fighting the monsters under my bed.	3948	TwoSentenceHorror
The aliens were immortal, and had no concept of death.	213	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] It’s your first day as a mafia hitman, and you haven’t figured out that expressions such as “take care of them” are not to be interpreted literally.	52	WritingPrompts
“And for my last trick,” said the magician, “I shall saw my assistant in half!”	51	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP22] I didn't understand why the computer was still saying "10" after I'd waited so many wretched months.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The fact that you have a high school diploma makes you the closest thing to a doctor in you post-apocalyptic colony of survivors.	23	WritingPrompts
[WP] Through wild happenstance, a stupid social media post of yours has precipitated a permanent era of world peace. You must now give your speech to the Nobel committee.	22	WritingPrompts
[WP] Due to budget cuts, the letter W has been completely erased from the English language. This is quite a conundrum, because you are William W. Walsh, a safety warden at the waterworks, which were washed away by wild waves.	19	WritingPrompts
[AUG22] Despite the heat, my son insisted on thirteen candles for his thirteenth birthday.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You are Dracula. And you are competing in the Olympics.	16	WritingPrompts