/u/Box_Man_In_A_Box's posts
[WP] A vampire may only enter a building if he's invited in. Knowing this, vampire hunter Van Housing developed a suit of armor that is shaped like a house on which he can curl like a hermit crab and become immune to attacks. It's ridiculous...but it works.
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[WP] A tyrant emperor, bored out of his mind because he has already conquered every planet in the galaxy, has the brilliant idea of deconquering all the planets just so he can conquer them again. The rebellion is extremely angry and confused by this.
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[WP] A man has had enough of his boring town and life, so he decides to dress up as a cryptid and scare people around. The town's actual cryptid is immensely offended by this.
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[WP] Knowing the hero would call upon the power of friendship to win against them, the villain simply killed all the hero's friends. What he didn't expect is what the power of grief looked like.
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[WP] Two philosophers of opposite schools of belief argue over if the duck they're seeing is really a duck, through abductive reasoning. The duck suddenly tells them to shut the hell up.
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[WP] The Wheel Of Time - a gameshow where one competitor is sent to survive for 24 hours in a random period of human history, such as the dark ages, the future age, the ice age, chosen by a spinning wheel.
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[EU] The Stanley Parable's Narrator, Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough find themselves trying to tell the same story, but they all have different ideas of where it should go.
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[WP] Harry McHowls, proud member of the british navy, has taken the role of being a submarine captain for more than 5 years. What people don't know, is that Harry is in fact a werewolf trying to hide from the moon.
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[WP] A person stuck in a time loop actually enjoys the loop. They don't have to worry about tomorrow, about death, about making mistakes, about making others disappointed, etc. The entity that started the loop in the first place desperately tries to convince them it's bad.
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