/u/Breadinator's posts
[WP] Murder is rare; killing someone means their remaining years are 'subtracted' from yours. Likewise, saving a life (or lives) adds time to your own. Nobody knows why. Centuries ago you killed a young man by accident (usually resulting in instant death). You haven't aged since.
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[WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!"
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[WP] "It's time once again for everyone's favorite species that can't ingest raw nutrients to survive! It has to be just right, from temperature to texture, in a process that gives galactic biochemists a headache. Please welcome today's contestants in: COOKING. FOR. HUMANS!"
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[WP] "You don't understand; we've already sent our best infiltrators. Psychological attacks that have infected and subjugated the wills of empires have no effect." "They resist it?" "No, they've *embraced* it. For fun. For entertainment. They even gave it a name: pop music."
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[WP] After humans finally met their first and only alien species, it wasn't long before a bitter galactic war broke out. When the human battle fleet resorted to destroying the alien homeworld, a booming voice could be heard across the galaxy: "First blood! Player defeated. 7 civilizations remain."
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[WP] Multiple alien races have been infiltrating Earth for decades, each in their own shroud of secrecy. When one group finally decides to reveal themselves, two things become apparent: there's a lot of competition, and nobody seems to be able to find an actual human.
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[WP] The heroes of the story know only one of them will survive this next encounter. However, the author hasn't quite decided which one, and the characters are subtley trying to convince him or her they should be 'it'.
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[WP] "...and remember the most important rule of dealing with a Protagonist: never, under any circumstances, ask for their help in your personal matters. The moment you do, you will be perpetually stuck in that moment in time until they return and resolve it, if they return at all."
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[WP] As a successful therapist for both heroes and villains alike, it seems your 'super power' is always knowing the real problem. Everyone speculates. The truth is, you come from a dimension where everything that happens 'here' was already foretold... in your vast library of comic books.
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