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[WP] The source of all wizardly power is not the wand - a common misconception - but rather the hat. This, rather than fashion, is the reason for all the strange hats wizards tend to wear. Unfortunately for you, the magical hat that chose to bond with you is a toilet plunger.

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[WP] They say every wish always comes with a price. Maybe you'll be a famous author, but a goat will scream into your ear whenever you are writing. I wish I'd never found that magic lamp... BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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[WP] It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was peanut butter jelly times.

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[WP] They always told her to pull herself up by her bootstraps, so she invented a bootstrap that let her do exactly that.

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[WP] The source of all wizardly power is not the wand - a common misconception - but rather the hat. This, rather than fashion, is the reason for all the strange hats wizards tend to wear. Unfortunately for you, the magical hat that chose to bond with you is a toilet plunger.	112
[WP] They say every wish always comes with a price. Maybe you'll be a famous author, but a goat will scream into your ear whenever you are writing. I wish I'd never found that magic lamp... BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!	37
[WP] It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was peanut butter jelly times.	13
[WP] They always told her to pull herself up by her bootstraps, so she invented a bootstrap that let her do exactly that.	1