/u/Brizzel_The_Lizard's posts
[WP] People always said not to kill the spiders because they got rid of the other pests. Now that they are nearly extinct, it has become apparent that they were guarding us from something much worse than flies and ants.
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[WP] Ah, what a common fate it is, to be a knight trapped in a tower, waiting for your princess in shining armour to come save the day...
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[WP] A knight slays a dragon and when he realizes the dragon's baby is now an orphan, he decides to raise it. The king's army doesn't approve of his choice.
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[WP]There is a very tiny elephant in every room that always becomes upset when people say they are going to address it, but never do.
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[WP]You are the last dragon. For millennia you have hidden from humankind. But now, now you are fading. It's time to give humans one more look at the scaly beasts of the past.
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[EU] The kids from the magic school bus find a class reunion letter on their doorsteps 30 years later. Surprisingly, Miss Frizzle is still teaching, and wants to take them on one last field trip.
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[EU]You are the pilot of the Red Baron. You are confused by the fact that a dog on top of an inexplicable flying doghouse is chasing your plane and trying to shoot at it.
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