/u/Broodfoos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're a necromancer in highschool who is really flunking in history. So you take a bit of every major historical figure and mash them together to make the best history teacher ever.
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[WP] It's day 83 of the non-stop downpour and what's worrying the world is not that there is constant flooding but that there isn't any flooding. The water just disappears into the Earth, like a sponge, after hitting any but of dirt.
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[WP] After years of supernatural torment, you've finally decided to hire a professional ghost hunter to deal with your problems. Yet when they arrive, you begin to worry a little bit as the only tools they seem to have at their disposal are a pair of boxing gloves.
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[WP] Every superhero hates you because you're not quite a supervillain but you are definitely a super jerk. The type of guy that uses his immense genius to destroy all car air conditioners in the city but never kills or cause direct harm.
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[WP] The Kool-Aid man has been breaking through walls all these years looking for the secret Kool-Aid testing facility, and if he ever reaches it he will absorb all the Kool-Aid and become the world's most dangerous predator.
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[WP] You just really like to summon demons because they are good company. At first the demons were confused about your intentions, but quickly warmed up to you. Humans though are very cautious about you and have been spreading rumors of you being the next demon lord.
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[WP] You've gained a reputation as a sort of vigilante hero, who brings justice to the evil. But in reality, you just like to beat people up in interesting ways.
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[WP] You are a professional supervillain but all the citizens of the city you terrorize think you are super lame because you always get defeated. The only people who appreciate your true danger are the superheroes as they have to send out all their heaviest hitters to stop you
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[WP] You woke up one morning with a woman in your bedroom saying she's your wife. You go out into your kitchen and see two children who say they are your children. Now to your knowledge you've never had a wife or child before, but who are you to argue when good things happen.
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