/u/Broodfoos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You were told at birth that "You can kill a god with a touch". You thought for the longest time it was just a weird thing the doctor or someone said until you walked into this random room and everyone literally ran for their lives.
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[WP] Mark Twain and other famous authors are time travelers that have been taking prompts from r/WritingPrompts and have been going back in time and using them to become famous.
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[WP] Tooth Fairies very rarely ever make it to adulthood due to the fact of the ever increasing amount of bones needed in their diet. If they were to ever to reach maturity though malnutrition will cause most Tooth Fairies to go mad, constantly yearning and searching for bones to feed their hunger.
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[WP] One day you find that an extremely creepy door has appeared in the hallway of your house, so you never go into it. You are now explaining this whole ordeal to your friends who are not taking it as calmly as you are.
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[WP] Everyone talks about how they "can feel God" but you can actually feel God and he is surprisingly slimy ...and long ...and reptilian. It might be too hard to handle but it seems God is a gecko.
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[WP] Time is a living being and the reason why it only goes forward is because it is running away from something.
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[WP] Time has always gone backwards for you, but you just thought that was normal. You have talked backwards and walked backwards ever since you popped into existence. That was until Father Time popped in and fixed your time flow and now you have to get used to time flowing forwards.
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[WP] You've trained your dog too well as it has now obtained god levels of power from what you thought were just normal dog tricks and exercises.
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[WP] For some reason you are considered some "mythical" beast by the towns you live by and, to set them straight, you've decided to go around and introduce yourself to your neighbors.
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[WP] You've been locked in a room with the world's most important people and are being told that you all have something in common and that the only way you will all survive is if you can figure out this similarity, but you're just an average Shmuck and everyone is confused why you are here.
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